“Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”
Those were the infamous words that Zlatan Ibrahimović told Arsène Wenger back in the day, when the Arsenal boss wanted the teenage striker to go on trial with the Gunners.
But if Zlatan is aiming for a career change into baseball, he’s going to need plenty more auditions before getting in the Major League.
The veteran forward was asked to throw the first ceremonial pitch for the New York Yankees on Friday evening before their game against the Toronto Blue Jays.
And despite what Zlatan will no doubt tell everyone … it was absolutely abysmal.
It turns out the former Milan and LA Galaxy man can’t do everything.